“This is the normal way with birthdays, see? Amazingly enough, they arrive on the same day, every year.”
“New Year's Day is every man's birthday.”
“Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day of the year it’s closed for cleaning happens to be my birthday. ”
“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpectedly, I just wish it would have given me more of an advance notice, say another 30 years.”
“I’m always amazed that my twin has the same birthday as me, and that he doesn’t exist. I wonder if I exist?”
“Every morning is my birthday and every night is my death-day.”