“Whoever invented Englishshould have learnedto spell.”
“Whoever invented the spork should be killed.”
“Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God”
“Whoever had invented long division has a lot to answer for.”
“May blessings be upon the head of Cadmus, the Phoenicians, or whoever it was that invented books.”
“Euthanasia" is an excellent and comforting word! I am grateful to whoever invented it.”