“An interview:Interviewer: How do you sleep with long hair?Paul McCartney: How do you sleep with short hair?George Harrison: How do you sleep with your arms and legs still attached?Paul: It's just as much bother. Less, even.John Lennon: Short hair has to be trimmed.Ringo Starr: Yeah.John: That's why we have parties!Paul: Yeah, that must be it! We can't sleep with all this long hair!”

“No matter how thin you get, no matter how short you cut your hair, it's still going to be you underneath.”

“H for Hurry, E for Er-gent, L for Love Me Do and P for Please, pl-ea-se help me!' pleaded Fred.Ringo creaked open the door. 'Your story has touched my heart... Come in.''Bless you!''Did I sneeze?' Ringo smiled.”

“All the lonely people, where do they all come from?”

“Oh, I burned it with my straightener.”“You burned your leg with your straightener? How long is your leg hair?”

“All you need is love...love is all you need.”

“He leaned down and whispered to me: No matter how thin you get, no matter how short you cut your hair, it's still going to be you underneath. And he let go of my arm and walked back down the hall.”