“H for Hurry, E for Er-gent, L for Love Me Do and P for Please, pl-ea-se help me!' pleaded Fred.Ringo creaked open the door. 'Your story has touched my heart... Come in.''Bless you!''Did I sneeze?' Ringo smiled.”

“There's a hole in my pocket,” Ringo puzzled. “Maybe that's the way out?”

“The first time I saw that nobody,” said Ringo proudly, “I knew he was a somebody!”

“Because the world is round it turns me onBecause the wind is high it blows my mindLove is old, love is newLove is all, love is youBecause the sky is blue, it makes me cry”

“Words are flying out likeendless rain into a paper cupThey slither while they passThey slip away across the universePools of sorrow waves of joyare drifting thorough my open mindPossessing and caressing meJai guru deva omNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldImages of broken light whichdance before me like a million eyesThat call me on and on across the universeThoughts meander like arestless wind inside a letter boxthey tumble blindly asthey make their way across the universeJai guru deva omNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldSounds of laughter shades of lifeare ringing through my open earsexciting and inviting meLimitless undying love whichshines around me like a million sunsIt calls me on and on across the universeJai guru deva omNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldNothing's gonna change my worldJai guru devaJai guru deva”

“I get by with a little help from my friends”

“An interview:Interviewer: How do you sleep with long hair?Paul McCartney: How do you sleep with short hair?George Harrison: How do you sleep with your arms and legs still attached?Paul: It's just as much bother. Less, even.John Lennon: Short hair has to be trimmed.Ringo Starr: Yeah.John: That's why we have parties!Paul: Yeah, that must be it! We can't sleep with all this long hair!”