“Mean Mr. MustardSuch a dirty old manSuch a dirty old man”

“Love is old, Love is new, Love is all, Love is you.”

“Because the world is round it turns me onBecause the wind is high it blows my mindLove is old, love is newLove is all, love is youBecause the sky is blue, it makes me cry”

“And for the first time in their existence, their mean, unhappy lives became happy and meaningful because of one simple phrase... LOVE.”

“He's a real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere Land,Making all his nowhere plansfor nobody.Doesn't have a point of view,Knows not where he's going to,Isn't he a bit like you and me?”

“And have you traveled very far?Far as the eye can see.How often have you been there?Often enough to know.What did you see when you were there?Nothing that doesn't show.(from the 1967 song, "Baby You're a Rich Man".”

“I need a job and I want to be a paperback writer...”