“What’s that old saying? “Advice is like opinions. Everyone’s an asshole.”
“Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”
“[Dona Queta] says that her motherly advice is always the same: 'Only whores, thieves, and cops go out at night. Which one are you, asshole?' p. 157”