“don't call the doctors cause they've seen it all before they'll say just let her crash and burn she'll learn the attention just encourages her”
“But just remember: a woman's like a rose; if you treat her right, she'll bloom, if you don't, she'll wilt.”
“I used to date an older obese woman named Ten, but everyone just called her "X". Now I just call her ex X. She'll be XXXIV next month, and I think I'll get her an XXL sweatshirt for her birthday.”
“From The Doctor's Latin Lover ... "That just hurt. Crippled. Oh, God, don't let him see how much. God heard her. The tropical sky, clear just minutes ago, darkened then wept, obscuring her tears."”
“Let me just say, we call Iraq the abnormal normal, 'cause over there the weirdest stuff is just everyday life.”
“Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!”