“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”
“One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.”
“Leaving the game plan is a sign of panic, and panic is not in our game plan.”
“Not everything can go according to the plan.”
“There is no panic in Heaven! God has no problems, only plans.”
“Can you define "plan" as "a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance"? If so, it was a very good plan.”