“Praise for L.E. Edwards' MONSTER LAKE: A(n) entertaining story that kids won't want to put down... a good scary story.”

“I love choclate chip cookies!”

“Sometimes me think what is love,and then me think love is what last cookie is for.Me give up the last cookie for you.”

“Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.”

“When the monster struck a blow, Conor felt the sting of it in his own fist. When the monster held Harry's arm behind his back, Conor had felt Harry's muscles resisting. Resisting, but not winning. Because how could a boy beat a monster?”

“These stories are written for children of all ages who enjoy reading or who want to enjoy reading and don't mind becoming captivated by a Christmas story”

“The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on.He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door...and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother...I want to...fuck you”