“Behold the Power and the Glory of the Scientific Method!”

“You will be betrayed this week, time and time again, by your own ch'i.”

“I'm getting pretty good at masturbating”

“Sportswriters are all geniuses.”

“Freeways flickering; cell phones chiming a tuneWe're riding to Utopia; road map says we'll be arriving soonCaptains of the old order clinging to the reinsAssuring us these aches inside are only growing painsBut it's a long road out of Eden(...)Behold the bitten apple, the power of the toolsBut all the knowledge in the world is of no use to foolsAnd it's a long road out of Eden”

“True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read.”

“Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world.”