“You will be betrayed this week, time and time again, by your own ch'i.”

“Behold the Power and the Glory of the Scientific Method!”

“I'm getting pretty good at masturbating”

“Sportswriters are all geniuses.”

“I know now, just quite howMy life and love might still go onIn your heart, in your mindI'll stay with you for all of time.”

“They're kicking us out saying it's time to close We're leaning on each other try'na beat the cold Carry your shoes and I give you my coat Walking these streets like they're paved gold Anymore excuses is not to goNeither one of us want to take that taxi home Singing our hearts, standing on chairsSpending the time like we were millionaires Laughing our heads off, the two of us staredSpending the time like we were millionairesLost my heart and I hope to dieSeeing that sunlight hit your eyesBeen up all night but you still look amazing to me Half the time of the night you only dream About if God came down he could take me nowCause in my mind, yeah we will always be”

“You can check out any time but you can never leave.”