“Damon: Come back as a vampire and I will stake you myself cause I can't stand the idea of you hating me forever.Elena: Witches are supposed to maintain the balance of nature. It's your duty to them. To keep this curse sealed.”

“I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.”

“I agree, and when the time is right, we'll be delighted to meet with him," Damon said.”

“Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.”

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that claim a god and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one”

“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”

“I could hear hopefulness in her voice, but also doubt. She was waiting for me to admit the obvious: I'd forgotten. I was toast. I was boyfriend roadkill.Just because I forgot, you shouldn't take that as a sign I didn't care about Annabeth. Seriously, the last month with her had been awesome. I was the luckiest demigod ever. But a special dinner... when had I mentioned that? Maybe I'd said it after Annabeth kissed me, which had sort of sent me into a fog. Maybe a Greek gos had disguised himself as me as and made her that promise as a prank. Or maybe I was just a rotten boyfriend.”