“Payback was a beautiful bitch. She was also a good friend of his, and they were just getting started.”
“Turnabout is fair play. Payback is a bitch.”
“Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy.”
“I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches”
“A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.”
“She never thought she was good at making friends. But maybe she was just trying to be friends with the wrong people.”