“So is that your long, scaly reptilian tail or are you just happy to see me?”

“He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing against her hip. “So, is that your long, scaly, reptilian tail, or are you just happy to see me?” No, she did not just say that. Did she?”

“She leaned forward and staggered, as she confided in a whisper, “You’re the sexiest guy I’ve ever seen too. You know, your long, scaly, reptilian tail really is bigger than anybody else’s. Not that I’ve been with very many guys. Or was comparison shopping or anything.” She hiccupped and watched him worriedly as he guffawed. “Have I just gone over a conversational cliff?”

“That's my long, scaly, reptillian tail. And it's bigger than anyone else's."~Dragos”

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Mamma was just pulling your tail to see if it squeaked.”