“That's my long, scaly, reptillian tail. And it's bigger than anyone else's."~Dragos”
“So is that your long, scaly reptilian tail or are you just happy to see me?”
“She leaned forward and staggered, as she confided in a whisper, “You’re the sexiest guy I’ve ever seen too. You know, your long, scaly, reptilian tail really is bigger than anybody else’s. Not that I’ve been with very many guys. Or was comparison shopping or anything.” She hiccupped and watched him worriedly as he guffawed. “Have I just gone over a conversational cliff?”
“Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please.”
“That's the water calling. It's a long time since anyone was drowned.”
“Have a belief in yourself that is bigger than anyone's disbelief.”