“These jokers were not that complicated. Death-by-stupidity was the cause as far as Tiago was concerned.”

“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”

“Tiago decided he enjoyed armchair warfare. It was so comfortable, and there were pastries.”

“Girls were like aliens, and as far as he was concerned, Ridley was their queen.”

“What could go wrong... Doing some stupid impulsive thing that caused the death of drowthers was practically a family tradition.”

“This is your pendulum map. It’ll answer any yes or no question you ask. All you have to do is focus your mind on the question and hover the pendulum over the page. In time, you’ll be able to ask more complicated questions and it’ll spell out the answers.” – Death “Duly awesome. Will I lose my vir–Hey!” – Nick “Stop being stupid and take this seriously.” – Death “What’s wrong with asking that, anyway?” – Nick “It’s a stupid concern.” – Death “What are you? Asexual or something?” – Nick“My libido is fine, Nick. However, it takes a distant second place to my need to kill people who annoy me.” – Death”