“What had he called himself? A stupid, crazy, illogical, senseless, rampantly jealous ass. Damn right, he was a stupid ass. . . .Wait, that wasn’t the relevant part she should remember.”
“He was well aware of what an ass he was. OnlyRoman could tolerate him, really. Stupid, charmingbastard.”
“She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of the cliff.”
“Just don’t stare at my ass, Landemere,” he added.“I wasn’t staring at your ass,” Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said.”
“I'd rather be weird and know it than be a stupid ass.”
“I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.”