“I’m famous. Ain’t that a bitch?”
“I’m the Spider, bitch—I’m the best there is.”
“I ain’t afraid to drown if that means I’m deep up in your ocean.”
“Some people say—not to my face, mind you—that I’m a cowardly son of a bitch. And that is simply not true. My mom is not a bitch.”
“Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.”
“I’m practically famous. More than eleven people have heard of me. Twelve, to be exact.”