“Waiting for your buddies to get laid is right up there with hanging out in a dentist's office.”

“when you hate daylight, when you hate anything, you will develop a certain ambiguity about life and you get reckless in your habits.”

“Human behavior, ninety-eight percent of it, is an abomination.”

“Activism begins with you, Democracy begins with you, get out there, get active! Tag, you're it”

“I hang up. Actually, I smash the phone down because I take my anger out on inanimate objects. Which is better than taking it out on people, right?”

“I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?”

“And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.”