“May blessings be upon the head of Cadmus, the Phoenicians, or whoever it was that invented books.”
“May blessings fall down upon you, all your days.”
“Whoever invented the spork should be killed.”
“Receive this blessing as you go forth this day: “May the Lord bless you and keep you; may the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; may the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.” Numbers 6:24”
“Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God”
“Whoever invented Englishshould have learnedto spell.”