“Such poor liquor do make a man's throat feel very melancholy--and is a disgrace to the name of stimmilent.”
“You cannot disgrace a disgraceful man; you cannot make a shameless man feel ashamed; you cannot make a cockroach a cockroach, because it is already a cockroach!”
“Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.”
“Do not really like rich people, as they make us poor people feel dopey and inadequate. Not that we are poor. I would say we are middle. We are very, very lucky. I know that. But still, it is not right that rich people make us middle people feel dopey and inadequate.”
“...not doing what we love in the name of greed is very poor management of our lives.”
“I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscientific. No scientist worthy of the name could say such a thing.”