“Three Leahs to get to One Rachel.”
“Leah: 'How do I get him to come home?'Sam: 'Get a new personality and learn to shut the fuck up.”
“Leah moaned. Not in pain, but in a "oooh, someone's getting fucked soon and I hope it's me" way.”
“Good girl, Rachel. Now, let’s get the hell out of here. Your mother has a headache that won’t quit until you’re twenty-one”
“Name three types of olives.""Olives! I wouldn't know one type!""Well, there are three. You can get green ones, you can get black ones, or you can get stuffed.”
“Go jump off a cliff, Leah.”