“A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone. Go back to school, little Starling.”

“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”

“A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.”

“Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know.”

“Charlie slowly crumpled to the floor, Allison soon joining him. “Dinner is served!” Stanley trumpeted, as he reached into the steaming mass of offal and fished around for the teens’ livers. “Aha!” he crowed, as he lifted one liver in each hand over his head.Stanley brought his right hand down and took a large bite from the first liver, spreading blood and gore over his face. He chewed for a moment and swallowed, and then bit off a large hunk of the other one. “All I need are some fava beans and a nice Chianti!” he said as he slurped.”

“Good to go back to school once in a while, makes you know how little you know :)”