“Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”
“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
“If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.”
“If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.”
“Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!”
“I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.”