“Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it?”
“If the devil doesn't exist... how do you explain that some people are a lot worse than they're smart enough to be?”
“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant”
“True love doesn't spoil.”
“She'll get all wooed by some smart, rich, dumbface, handsome, millionaire guy who doesn't care about money but has a lot of it. He'll probably have a private plane that goes to his private island that probably has dolphins. This means that Jen, on top of being happy and smart and pretty and sweet, will most likely get to name and play with...pet dolphins. You can't compete with dolphins.”
“The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.”