“At the corner store they invaded a hot dog stand and drank pina colada to sober up. It did no good.”
“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.”
“I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.”
“A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.”
“I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You drinking a virgin pina colada. Me drinking the blood of a virgin." (Simon)”
“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape.”