“This spiritualist, this statistician, what are you anyway?”
“If your experiment needs a statistician, you need a better experiment.”
“The media. It sounds like a convention of spiritualists.”
“Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician.”
“We are not concerned with the very poor. They are unthinkable, and only to be approached by the statistician or the poet.”
“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”