“Don't save something for a special occasion. Every day of your life is a special occasion.”

“Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.”

“I don't know what sort of occasion I was waiting for...because everyday was a special occasion with your father.”

“Erase from your vocabulary the word “someday.” Do not save things for “special occasions.” Take into account the fact that every day is special. Every day is a gift that we must appreciate and be thankful for. Wear your attractive clothes, wear your nice perfume, use your fine silverware and dishes, and drink from your expensive crystal glasses … just because. Live every day to the fullest and savor every minute of it.”

“Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.”

“You dickweed! Are you always stupid, or is today a special occasion?”