“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia”
“If you want to talk to God, pray. If you want him to talk to you, read your scriptures.”
“When you pray be sure that you listen as well as talk. You have things you want to say to God but He also has things He wants to say to you.”
“You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.”
“Normally most religious people will talk 'at' you for GOD. But spiritual people will talk 'with' you about GOD.”
“If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.”