“Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God.”

“I've never been disbarred, committed or convicted of moral turpitude, and the only time I was arrested, it was a case of mistaken identity...I didn't know the guy I hit was a cop.”

“Almost all religions provide opportunities for human beings to convince themselves of their own righteousness, to speak in the name of God, and even to go to war on God's behalf. This 'blasphemy of certainty' is also rife among secularists who in their case have not God but science or the proletariat on their side.”

“And try to stay out of trouble with the ladies. Remember, they all have fathers and brothers and some of them have armies. ”

“Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.”

“An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.”