“Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.”
“Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around.”
“Knowledge, like money and muck (manure), serves us best when spread evenly.”
“Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly.”
“It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.”
“And it feels good to feel young with you, and at the same time to grow old with you. And it's all those things together at the same moment.”