“Shame on an orc who run game on an orc. Mother fucker. *revs harley*”

“A Harley Davidson fanatic,he owned two of them he told me proudly”

“Now, I don’t think I’m a stupid guy. I’m just an average guy who doesstupid things.”

“thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!”

“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance.”

“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

“There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.”