“If you want me you're going to have to come and get me.”

“If you want to stop me you're going to have to came at me like your going to kill me." -Hatsuharu”

“If you leave me, you're going to have a heck of a time trying to get rid of me.”

“If you want blood, come and get it. If you're here to fuck me, just name your place and position. Otherwise, get out.”

“My mother told me...if you're going to get anywhere, you're going to have to do it yourself, because no one is going to do it for you.”

“If you don't want to have a baby, that's fine. And if you want sex on the kitchen table, you'll get it." He glared down at his wife. "But you're coming home, and you're coming home now, and I will be happy to discuss this further once you're naked and in my bed." He paused. "Or on the table." His face flushed. "And the next time you leave me, you'd better mean it, woman, because I'm not going to be treated like a doormat. Understand?”