“As a Texan, I say ma'm and sir to my age contemporaries and open doors for anyone that I can. This goes for men, too, though it is appreciated when they beat me to it and disappointing when they don't.”

“It is assured that men of all ages imagine a woman naked when they first meet.”

“Texans aren't cocky. We're just better than you. And you know it.”

“When the Rule of Law disappears, we are ruled by the whims of men.”

“Most men claim to desire driven, independent and confident women. Yet when confronted with such a creature reverence often evolves into resent. For just like women, men need to be needed.”

“No man owns me. All man can do is practice the timeless, criminal art of threatening to separate my soul from her physical host.”

“Women that can work a camera with ease often work men just as effortlessly for both require the same commitment to vanity and manipulation.”