“I'm not a writer. Ernest Hemingway was a writer. I just have a vivid imagination and type 90 WPM.”

“It is assured that men of all ages imagine a woman naked when they first meet.”

“If the novel is dead, I'm a necrophiliac.”

“Texans aren't cocky. We're just better than you. And you know it.”

“Women that can work a camera with ease often work men just as effortlessly for both require the same commitment to vanity and manipulation.”

“Most men claim to desire driven, independent and confident women. Yet when confronted with such a creature reverence often evolves into resent. For just like women, men need to be needed.”

“It should surprise no one that modern soldiers return home just as conflicted and detached as previous generations. The difference is that in the age of vapid American decadence, their simpler fundamental values are largely irrelevant to we civilians.”