“The problem with having problems is that ‘someone’ always has it worse.”

“Always remember, no matter how many problems you have, there is always someone who has more”

“Boys are not supposed to cry. Because when they do, things get worse. Then suddenly you have two problems. You have whatever it was that made you cry in the first place, and then you also have the problem that you are a boy crying. And someone is bound to let you know this is worse. So now you have two problems. ”

“There's a problem with marrying up. You always worry that someday they'll see through you and leave. Or, worse yet, someone better will come along and take her. In my case, it wasn't someone. And it wasn't something better.”

“Everybody has a problem, is a problem, or has to live with a problem.”

“That's the problem with white horses. You have to pay for them yourself or you'll always be using someone else's reins.”