“It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”
“Peanut: Too much starbucks coffee, coffee, coffee!Jeff: You didn't have coffee before the show!Peanut: I admit it was crack.Jeff: You didn't do crackPeanut: Then you did! It feels like one of us did!Peanut: Don't you do crack?Jeff: No! I'VE NEVER DONE CRACK!Peanut: Alright. I admit Jeff does not abuse drugs. He's an alcoholic.”
“You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"Justin smiled "Not coffee. But yes.""Not Coffee it is, then.""Yes, Not Coffee.”
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”