“Your mind is both fascinating and repulsive.”

“Can I take a moment here to tell you both how cute your accents are when you're angry?"Wesley and his father both looked at her, Wesley in shock, his father in disgust."Okay, that's a 'no' then. Carry on.”

“S&M is as psychological as it is physical and sexual, Zach. Imagine being as deep inside a woman’s mind as you are inside her body.”

“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it”

“She seemed like the type of woman who'd help you forget about your headache by setting your bed on fire.”

“Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt," the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. "Where would you like your guest's things, sir?”

“Fetishes…they’re the pet you feed or the beast that eats you. We’ll feed your beast until it’s tamed.”