“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.”

Tim Allen

Tim Allen - “Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew...” 1

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