“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. ”

“Anyway, they used to beat up on Barry all the time. They called it roughhousing, which is like men calling lying bullshitting.”

“One thing you'll never hear boys--or for that matter, men--saying is, "Charlie, that's a good-looking shirt. Kind of a fun thing. And those trousers make your ass look nice. Can I borrow those?”

“figures don't lie, liars figure”

“I'm a lying liar who lies.”

“You’re a liar, Cassel Sharpe. A lying liar who lies.”

“A liar lies to others. A fool lies to herself.”