“And in that one grey hair I saw my whole life and I said "I think I need a hair.”

“I was never interested in what everybody else was interested in. I was very interiorized. I always felt kind of sad.”

“I am not a dark person and I don't consider myself dark.”

“People told me I couldn't kill Nicholson, so I cast him in two roles and killed him off twice.”

“Stain BoyOf all the super heroes,the strangest one by far,doesn't have a special power,or drive a fancy car.next to Superman and batman, I guess he must seem tame.But to me he is quite special,and Stain Boy is his name.He can't fly around tall buildings,or outrun a speeding train,the only talent he seems to haveis to leave a nasty stain.Sometimes I know it bothers him,that he can't run or swim or fly,and because of this one ability,his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.”

“I wouldn't know a good script if it bit me in the face.”

“I am the shadow on the moon at night/Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.”