“I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it.”
“Life is like a boner: long and hard.”
“Writing is too goddamned hard for me to think about a soul in teh world ... I don't think about a soul, but just try to get those goddamned characters to act right.”
“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.”
“I don't give up and I don't wear down. I'm not just rock, I'm diamond.”
“Stop playing hard to get""I'm hard to get. I'm not playing.”