“That, and the untended mental health problems. We have all these insane armed hobos coming from the Midwest, usually Ohio. Fuck Ohio.”
Tim Dorsey
Florida Roadkill
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“his train could've gotten stuck in a tunnel or something. it's not unheard of. he's coming from ohio after all. people in ohio are late all the time.”
David Levithan
Will Grayson, Will Grayson
“All Americans come from Ohio originally, if only briefly.”
Dawn Powell
“This is going to make such a great story: How I nursed a pirate back to health and my love saved him," Miss Ohio said with a contented sigh. "And then we can have our own reality show about our relationship."- "Beauty Queens”
Libba Bray
Beauty Queens
“But the solitude in Ohio is different from that of most other places. There is a certain silence to it, a certain loneliness.”
Pittacus Lore I am Number Four
“Helloooo." Miss Ohio rolled her eyes. "I'm from the Buckeye State. We are serious about our tailgating parties. I can turn anything into a grill.”
Libba Bray
Beauty Queens