“It's true what they say, you know: if you talk to God, you're religious; but if you hear from God, yor're schizophrenic.”
“If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.”
“You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.”
“Normally most religious people will talk 'at' you for GOD. But spiritual people will talk 'with' you about GOD.”
“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?”
“If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're talking to them.”