“I flunked out that semester, but I got my money's worth learning about people that don't have hearts no bigger than bird shot.”

“You know they ain't bad people. They're just uneducated, unsophisticated, untraveled, immoral, and uncivilized. Plus stupid." -The Missing”

“Some People..If you could buy them for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth…You would never have to worry about money again.”

“Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must”

“I don't know if people have gotten ruder or if my tolerance level has declined.”

“Language is power that gets abused all the time, Robin, but we've got real enemies out there somewhere and until they're out of the picture, I won't get knotted up over people who don't get all the words right. It's a waste of energy.”

“I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death".”