“It's not acting like an ass that bothers me, it's that I act like an ass while being completely convinced that I'm suave and sexy that freaks me out.”
“I can see why you'd be confused, seeing as you've acted like a complete ass.”
“But now I give in, let the anger surge. I'm sick of people acting like this world, this other world is the normal one, while I'm the freak. It's not fair; like all the rules have suddenly changed and somebody forgot to tell me.”
“I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.”
“It's not where I'm going that worries me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass.”
“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.”