“It was May 2009, and I didn’t like where the economy was headed. (I wished the Federal Reserve had a GPS or a map or some clue as to where they were driving the economy). Actually, the private sector drives the economy, while the Fed and the government just siphon gas out of the tank.”
“Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not doing a tour of gas stations.”
“That's why you got married - to feel safe from all the men who were trying to siphon your soul.”
“Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.”
“What's important is the journey--keep your foot on the gas and your eyes on the road.”