“I'm probably laughing at myself more than anyone is, because I'm around me all the time.”

“You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.”

“You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.”

“I don't need to eat the stuff now because now I'm here-right in the middle of it!The soup I ordered in Colorado had all these little slices of vegetables and things, which at the time just looked like kitchen scrapings to me. But now I'm in the miso soup myself,just like those bits of vegetable. I'm floating around in this giant bowl of it, and that's good enough for me.”

“I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed.”

“Before you can be effective in communication with ANYONE else, you must know who YOU are. It begins with you. Believe me when I say, I don't need anyone's approval in this classroom ... I'm great company for myself. Me, myself, and I ... we laugh a lot. (Said on the first week of class each phase, somewhat rewording each time, but the gist is always there).”