“Often you don’t know whether you’re the hero of a romantic comedy or the villain on a Lifetime special until the restraining order arrives.”
“Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell.”
“You’re so freaking romantic. I don’t know how I keep my pants on.”
“You know you're no longer a boyfriend when there's a restraining order.”
“The trouble with real life is that you don't know whether you're the hero or just some nice chap who gets bumped off in chapter five to show what a rotter the villain is without anyone minding too much.”
“Sometimes you don’t know when you’re taking the first step through a door until you’re already inside.”