“If you walk the dog long enough, you'll eventually be able to get him to poop.”
“Finn is God: If you get off your high horse, you'll notice that it, too, poops.”
“I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!”
“No matter how tough you think you are, if you live long enough, eventually you get all squishy.”
“Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.”
“Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.”